I would consider myself an open minded person. Liberal infact. I don't like to have prejudices against anything. But unfortunately there is one group that i object to on a whole: Fruit and vegetables.
Okay, i may be exaggerating. For example, i quite like summer fruits and a decorative slice of orange on the side of my cocktail. Apples are reasonable and carrots do not offend me. But that is about it. Tomatoes are orbs of juicy evil and broccoli and cauliflower remind me of unattractive twins. Capsicum? gross. And lettuce? don't even get me started on lettuce....
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You are ridiculous and hilarious, in equal measures.
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