Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who used to be in love.
One day, Girl went over to Boys house for dinner. Halfway through, he told her he was dating someone. She laughed so much the house began to shake. Boy told her he had met her last week, that she is a naturopath. Girl laughed so much the roof began to rattle. He told her it was nothing serious and that he knew this might be a big deal for her. She laughed so much that the whole fucking world fell down around her and her chest broke open and her poor, poor heart thumped and bumped right across the universe and he still didn't understand what was so funny.