Bret Easton Ellis

He is so cool. Even his first name is cool. Bret. Only one t! You were born cool Bret. You really, really were.

I met him last night. He talked about doing blow off the hood of a Ferarri (fictional) and a bar (non fiction.) He talked about "the process" which apparently does not exist except for the fact that when you are a writer, you cannot help but write. He talked about influences, obscure authors i had never heard of, bitchy interviewers, grinder, Delta Goodrum. I LOVE him.
And afterwards, I touched his shoulder and tried not to propose.